Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Mascot of Terrible

Corny!

Your hometown can give you
A sense of pride
People try to embrace it
Stick up for where they grew up
That was me, cheerful and proud
Until I realized
Just how backwater we were
With the unveiling
Of the new town mascot
Corney the six foot piece of corn
I still to this day
Do not know why
A piece of corn
Would need to wear pants

1 comment:

Katherine said...

I still have a "Corn is A"maizeing" temporary tattoo.