I've decided
They need to add an Anti Santa
Who dresses in all green
Instead of red
And is skinny
Instead of fat
With a sinister evil mustache
Instead of a white puffy beard
Then kids will shout
HEY, you're not the real Santa!
And he can run off
Much like the hamburglar
Oh Anti Santa
What ridiculous ploy
Have you come up with this time?
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