Ah, my study abroad trip to Japan
It offered an amazing look into a unique culture
With a beautiful and complex language
Interesting and talented teachers
And sights that could take your breath away
In return we offered thirty idiotic Americans
Loud and boisterous
Who had no real money to spend on visiting your sights
Who had no real work ethic to pay attention during your lectures
Who drank and sang and butchered your language
Until it was unrecognizable
Please don't hate us forever, Japan
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