At the car wash, yeah

I did not mean
To nearly run into your car like that
But the water from the sprinkler
Was spraying at such an angle
That the only way I could get my car under it
Was to drive on the wrong side of the road
Perhaps just going to a car wash would have been more acceptable
But carwashes don't offer that level of surprise or fear
And this way I still maintain my record
Of having never washed my car