Frantic Fifty Post

I lost my wallet again today
I couldn't find it anywhere
And I really began to freak out
What would I do without my debit card?
Or my receipts from eating at Wendys?
So I called up my Dad
Who told me to calm down
And that sometimes his truck seats eat his wallet
I should definitely check there
Dad's are so smart
There it was
So I called my Mom
Who asked me why I get worked up over things like that
And why I wasn't drinking alcohol to remove that level of stress
Mom's are so smart
So I picked up a six pack
The lonely drunkard
Within a family of smart folk
Cheers to fifty posts