After rappelling off the top of the school
And breaking the window
Of Miss Hoyles 7th grade math class
We both maintain our cool as we announce
Our desperate plea...
"Sara we need your help
We are but simple androids from the future.
You are the only one
Who can stop the approaching zombie pirates
from destroying our floating citadel"
Then we all jump out the window together
Yes it costs a bit to hire us
But you get a full day off from school
And underneath your yearbook photo
It will proudly announce
That you staved off the dreaded zombie pirates
And saved us all
While in reality we just sat around 7-11
Drinking Slurpee's
And swiped boxes Of Mike & Ike's
1 comment:
I want to address the fact that your blog is clearly teaching little children to steal candies from 7-11. As a member of the media, you have a responsibility to the children of this nation!
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