She wont stop talking about shoes
She put expensive alcohol on my tab
And didn't say thank you
She chews with her mouth open
And I'm fairly certain she just called me Brad
While I'm pretty sure my name is Aaron
But that's okay
For I have my revenge all planned out
At the end of this date
I will approach her
And give her the most awkward goodbye hug
Arms stretched at their full length
A weak pat on her shoulder blades
Its the least I can do
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