In the year 2525...

Dear Nursing Staff
Which will take care of me when I'm old and gray
I apologize in advance
For all of the times that I will believe
That I'm actually a superhero
Or a knight
Or an evil orc
And all of those times in which I attack the trash can
Calling out "Die Foul Beast!"
While using the pillow from the break room
As my "Shield of Protection + 3"
Well, let me just say
That I appreciate your patience