Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Outdoors and I dont get along

Bzzzz

When approached by a large bee or two
Most people seem to just brush them aside
These people are doing it wrong
The correct steps is to throw caution to the wind
Flail about as if caught in a tornado
Squeal like a pig going to the slaughter
Because those bees are probably as big as your head
And one sting will take off an arm
Your only chance is hoping your unbalanced gyrations
Will confuse them long enough
For you to run like hell

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