Dad and I

Some days I try to look back
And think of the pearls of wisdom my dad gave me
But all I come up with were the bad ones
like "If you keep driving like this
they will bury our bodies in that graveyard over there"
or "Why the hell did you buy vanilla ice cream
and not mint flavor? I ain't eating that."
Never the less, thank you for bringing me up right
And I actually learned quite a bit from you this past Christmas
When you cut off your own thumb
....Well, I guess I learned to not cut off my own thumb
That looked like it hurt a lot