To the hip hip hop

Thank you Steve
For the housewarming gift
A large white rabbit
Bearing suspenders and a grin
That told you with a simple push
He was ready to gyrate and dance for you
Upon reaching the chorus
Of "Hop hop hop"
He would do just that
Which we found out later
Tended to resolve our internet issues
Whenever it died

Oh but what a frightful day
When his battery started to die
And his hops were more of a stutter
His usually perky voice turned demonic
So we used him for cruel pranks
By making him sing at three AM
Atop someones bed frame
Hop! Hop! Hop!