Laundry Day?

Wow
I totally quit
When I was so close too
Oh well
C'est la vie
So lets see
Where was I
I
Well
That is
I guess today is laundry day
Thats something isn't it
I had a banana smoothie too
Which was delicious
Oh and I'm not sick anymore
Hooray
Yeah you try maintaining a blog
When your life is as dull as mine
I guess thats really not much
Of a challenge
Om nom nom
Granola bar

355

Peanut butter
Straight from the jar
Is a delicious snack
Right before midnight
And also a clear indication
That I am still very much
A bachelor
Since there is nothing else
In the house
To eat

354

Eleven more posts
Thats it
I just want to hit
A years worth
And then I'll be done
The experiment concluded
Can I make it?
Well of course I can
But can I make it
Without making
The next eleven posts
Exactly the same?

Yarr 2

There is this black bird
With a red wing
That follows me
Everytime I run
And I find it kind of interesting
Like its a sign
For something
But I dont quite realize what
Unfortunately since I already started to draw
Whatever this is
This is what you get
Cheers

Warrarar

This was meant to be
A really excited character
To show how delighted I was
To be going on
A date
But I drew the eyes wrong
And I'm tired
And its late
Too late
To fix them
So yes I'm really excited for a date
So excited
That I cannot blink

Stupid Fear

At eight PM its quite hilarious
At nine PM I chuckle
At ten PM I no longer laugh
But still watch with vague fascination
At eleven PM I'm hooked
At twelve I'm paranoid and scared
By one I know I can't sleep
And by two
I'm certain
Something lives under my sink
All over some stupid horror videos
Sometimes I hate
Having an apartment
All to myself

Hooked on Games

Today I got my sister
Hooked on playing a videogame
She might have written
The whole day off
As wasted
But I count it a success

Waking Up

I go to work
But dont accomplish much
And then I come home
Pass out
Don't wake up until time to make this
And then consider
Going back to bed
Well that doesn't give much
To write about
Now does it

Work Called

Work called
But the guy
Didnt know what the problem was
So I had to call the shipper
Who gave me an order
Which wasn't broke
Or I didnt think it was broke
But someone else had added
More pallets
When I called
Which made it look fixed
So I called someone
Who no longer worked in our department
Who had an answer
Which was enough information
To send to 4 people who are on vacation
Who will not fix it
But thats okay because no one knows
Who fixed it the first time
And people will yell
That it didnt get fixed
But since everyones on vacation
That person that gets in trouble
Wont be me
...
What the hell do I do here again?

Online Dating

The worst part
About online dating
Is pretending
I'm a lot more interested
In online dating
Then I really am

Dance Moves

I have
The best dance moves
But they only come out
While in the middle
Of my run
Down by the expressway

Affection For Rent

Don't ask me
I just show up
Day of the play
Five minutes
Before showtime
Serotonin

GPS

Oh I am on to you
GPS system
You always have a snotty way
Of saying "Turn left here"
And worse yet
You shout out
"Turn left now"
When I have a good
Two to three
Tenths of a mile
Left to go
GPS the fact
That that's a tree
My car nearly careened into

Old Man Runner

When running the 15K
This weekend
They had both Gatorade and water
So you had to be careful
And ask "Water?"
If you wanted water
And they'd reply with "Water!"
Or "Nope, gatorade"
But upon receiving
The colorless liquid
And asking
"Water?"
The old man stated
"Oh hell no. Vodka"
And that was how
I decided
What I wanted to do in my freetime
When I got older

Planet

Truth be told
This might be
One of the few drawings
I can be excited that I made
Hooray

The Little Fire

I started to follow
A tutorial on how to work
With photo editing programs
But I get lazy
Halfway through
So then I just add
Cartoon eyes to whatever
I was working on drawing
And leave it at that

Mah Dog

Oh hai thar
Says my dog

4 Seconds Longer

You will be
Waiting four seconds
Longer
Every time you call me
Because rocking out
To the new ring tone
Is mandatory

Obligatory Car Photo

Obligatory car photo
Signifies
That I have successfully
Made it home
Although sunburnt
Exhausted
And hungry
I can crawl back into my apartment
Safe and sound

Fireworks

Fireworks
Give us something
We can all love
They are pretty
And also explode
With very loud noises
Happy 4th
...
My God I'm sunburnt
:(

On My Way Home

Another trip
This time towards home
To my parents house
But I didn't want to give you
Yet another graphic
Of me driving in my car
So this will have to suffice

Nifty Flame

Just pushing buttons
And mixing things
Here and there
And I thought it to be
Quite an enjoyable
Abstract ...thing
Hooray for colors

Cats

People said
'You'll miss them!'
And I said
'Naw, good riddance'
But slowly
Very slowly
I realized
That I do miss
Their crazy antics

Long Day

Another long day at work
Results in very
short
poems

Ugly Duckling

I'm pretty sure
The ugly duckling
Didn't turn out
To be a beautiful swan
But instead
Just continued
Being really ugly
Poor guy

Bolt

I also watched
Bolt this weekend
Which was also
A fantastic movie
However
I didn't feel inclined
Afterwords
To dress up as a superhero dog
And jump about
Which was probably a good thing
For the sake of the neighbors

Taken

This afternoon
I watched Taken
And enjoyed it
And true to form
After any action movie
I will spend a good portion
Of the rest of the day
Peeping around corners
Before jumping out
And pretending to be bad ass

Unlimited Donuts

Unlimited donuts
Is the best part
And the biggest curse
Of my job
....My poor stomach

Stupid Hot

The heat rose
To an unbearable ninety degrees
And if air conditioning
Hadn't been available
I'm pretty sure I would've called in sick
And spent the entire day
Hugging a fan

Colorful

The colors in this
Kind of hurt my eyes
But I drew it in the dark
And then work called
And I couldn't come up with
Anything clever
So uh...yeah.
Rawr!
That is all

Sandwich

Oh Sandwich
I'm trying to come up
With something interesting
For a drawing tonight
But man, I am hungry
For a panini
Or a hoagie
Seriously
Doesn't that sound delicious?
Mmmm sandwich

Awkward 341

Together or Separate?
The old Japanese women asked
But I had no idea what she was saying
For I was only a first year student
Together or Separate?
She inquired again
Yes!
I replied
Eager to escape
Oh they all laughed
And repeated
Together or Separate
I'm sorry!
I do not understand!
That didn't help matters
However
Since I couldn't leave
Until she bagged up
My groceries

Bounce

Oh how I hate the sun
Not always, of course
But most times
It tricks me
To go outdoors
Only to remind me
Just how much
I should appreciate
Not being sunburnt
Or the fact
That I have
air conditioning

Kurnork

Someday
I will be
Sober
As charming
And witty
And playful
And delightful
As I think I am
When I'm drunk

FoX

This is
A fox
On a telephone
There might be more
To this story
Except that
I am already late
To get to South Bend
Crap crap crap

Happy Birthday

Tomorrow
I will be heading
Down to Indiana
To hang out with
Seventy five percent
Of all Careful Deliberation readers
And celebrate
Some girl I've never met
21st Birthday Party
Happy birthday
Anonymous!

COOKIES

I wanted a cookie
For when I got home
So Gina drew me a picture
Of one
Worse yet
She drew this
In MSPaint
Making me realize
Just how bad
My art is
Oh well
Your drawing
Rocks my socks Gina
Thank you!

No neck surprised exercising man art

So here I drew
A man with no neck
Who was exercising
But that you walked in
And whoa; that startled him
See this art shit
There's really nothing to it

Phoenix

I think its a phoenix
Anyways
Or a dragon
Or maybe its just
Some helpless bird
That's caught on fire
Unfortunate
:(

Ending of Books

I really liked
The ending to
The book I just read
But I cant tell anyone
For fear of ruining it
So instead
I'll draw a really sloppy
Graphic of the ending
And everyone else
Can fill in the blank
Of what they think
Just happened

Happy Giraffe

The Giraffe
Is always
Quite happy
On Saturdays


...Someday
You'll look back
On these cryptic
And often stupid
Careful Deliberations
And wonder
Perhaps
Maybe there is some
Clever secret code
Which will lead you to
Hidden treasure
But I'll probably
Have to bury
The chocolate gold coins
Because I'm too poor
To afford the real ones

Ow, peppers

See
Another bad idea
Avoided
All thanks
To the amazing aspects
Of computers
I even gave myself
A frown
To signify
Just how bad
Of an idea
That would be

Friday!

My weekly plea
Please
Please
Please oh please
Let this weekend
Last forever
Let me sleep through
The alarm
I accidentally set
On a Saturday
Let me stumble around
In pajamas and eat
Pancakes
And let not a single
Problem
Float on by

Ode to Gina

This one goes out to you
Gina
Who yells at me to go to bed
On time
When I never do
And listens to me complain
About everything
While rolling her eyes
The entire time
And will hate the annoying things
Of the world
Right along with me

BTJ Redux

Aw, Kezzy
Wanted another
Barry the Janitor comic
So I obliged
Unfortunately
He wasn't up to much
At the time
So
Here is a picture of him
Visiting his favorite rock
And working on
Growing his beard

Daily Calendar

I hate
Daily Calendars
Because I never remember
To read that day
And it sits there
And a day becomes a week
And a week slides to a month
And suddenly the whole thing
Is very outdated
But I can't just throw it all away
To catch up
Oh no, I would have to
Read the text on each day
From something that
No longer applies

Dino

I am reading
A book
Where the main character
Is no longer a part
Of the real world anymore
And instead
Exists
In a realm underground
Where he has been forgotten
In the realm above
Such a horrifying concept
So if that ever happens to me
And you find yourself checking
This blog post
And you recall potentially
Knowing someone named Aaron
Go with your instinct!
It might be me!
I might be in another dimension!
Come find me!
And bring cookies
I'm probably hungry

Aves

The original post
Was to reference the cost of jam
Alas, it is gone
Replaced by curious dreams
And other wonderful moments
Of my day to day life
Running through my head
I drew a picture of jam
though
So that will have to do
That will have to do

Unfortunate Swimmer

I wanted to go to bed
So I just scribbled
And lo and behold
An arm appeared
Like something
That actually
Looked like an arm
Sweet, its now a swimmer
So I finished that up
But the grass I drew
Was much too close to him
For swimming
'He shouldnt be swimming
That close to shore' I mused
And now I feel bad
Because hes probably
Going to hit his head
But if I don't have the grass there
Then it looks like hes swimming
Out in sea
And that would be dangerous
Especially since
It doesn't look
Like he knows how to swim that well

Bad Ninja

Dave was mocking me
About my video game
I am working on
'That ninja you drew?' He said
'Yeah?' I replied
'It looks like a rabbit in a boot'
'Does not!' I retorted
But the damage was done
And now that's all I can see
So this ones for you, Dave
Damn rabbits