Old Man Runner

When running the 15K
This weekend
They had both Gatorade and water
So you had to be careful
And ask "Water?"
If you wanted water
And they'd reply with "Water!"
Or "Nope, gatorade"
But upon receiving
The colorless liquid
And asking
"Water?"
The old man stated
"Oh hell no. Vodka"
And that was how
I decided
What I wanted to do in my freetime
When I got older