Updating it old school

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Completely comatose
From my thanksgiving meal
I crawled to my parents computer
To upload my latest masterpiece
Alas, it was not to be
As no matter what I tried
The computer continually notified me
That such an image
Was not uploaded
No worries, dedicated readers!
As I am skilled at ASCII art
Just as much as MSPaint
And was able to piece together
A pretty accurate representation
Of myself after the last slice
Of pecan pie