Ah that awkward vibe
Everytime I request
A table for one
At the restaurant
Sometimes its to the point
Where its easier to request
A table for two
And then create a nice elaborate hoax
Involving a broken down vehicle
And just ordering without them
Its unfortunate then
When my story falls to pieces
After I get too involved
And have my imaginary lunch friend
Be abducted by aliens
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