Breakfast Ideas

Hourglasses!
That was the new marshmallow
Inside of Lucky Charms
While I'm sure everyone can appreciate
Something new and exciting
Inside of a cereal box
Where will the line be drawn?
What happens when every type of marshmallow
Has already been added
And the new shapes
Suddenly become awkward?

To the moon

Imagine if
We needed no rockets
To get to the moon
But instead built a skywalk
From one planet to the other
What a beautiful trip it would be
Up until you realized
The endless pile of remains
Of everyone else
Who forgot to pack food
For such a long hike

Updating it old school

/------\
|_*__*\
>--------- >
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| | .......| |
<< ......>>

Completely comatose
From my thanksgiving meal
I crawled to my parents computer
To upload my latest masterpiece
Alas, it was not to be
As no matter what I tried
The computer continually notified me
That such an image
Was not uploaded
No worries, dedicated readers!
As I am skilled at ASCII art
Just as much as MSPaint
And was able to piece together
A pretty accurate representation
Of myself after the last slice
Of pecan pie

Ol' Tom Turkey

Just trace your hand!
My teacher exclaimed excitedly
And add a few simple features
And you will have created your very own
Tom turkey
The trouble was I tended to trace my arm
Into the drawing
Not to mention I shook a lot
Thus I wasn't that skillful at tracing
And poor Tom turkey
Tended to turn out terrible
His grotesque shape
Turning more people into vegetarians
Every year

Eight Grade Fears

Steady steady careful now
Careful careful steady now
While we all made jokes
At the ninth grade instructional videos
Of how to handle the vials
In chemistry class
Everyone in the end treated the class
With the utmost patience and respect
Because who wanted to be the highschooler
Who was remembered
Because they had to strip naked
And use the emergency shower
In front of everyone?

Geekdom

Hooray!
I finally hit level eighty
In World of Warcraft
I completed repetitive tasks
And explored electronic landscape
In order to increase an arbitrary experience bar
To a significant
And sometimes outrageous
Number
Woo I..uh finally hit eighty
But I guess it seemed
Like much more of an accomplishment
Until I wrote it out here
Woo I hit level...eh, I'm going to bed

Leader of this grand nation

My first decision
As President of the United States
Was to declare a new day
What use to be Sunday through Saturday
Now went Sunday to HaveFunDay
Where we all get the day off
Every week
To go have fun
Around that time
The whole economy collapsed
But I believe it to be unrelated