355

Peanut butter
Straight from the jar
Is a delicious snack
Right before midnight
And also a clear indication
That I am still very much
A bachelor
Since there is nothing else
In the house
To eat

354

Eleven more posts
Thats it
I just want to hit
A years worth
And then I'll be done
The experiment concluded
Can I make it?
Well of course I can
But can I make it
Without making
The next eleven posts
Exactly the same?

Yarr 2

There is this black bird
With a red wing
That follows me
Everytime I run
And I find it kind of interesting
Like its a sign
For something
But I dont quite realize what
Unfortunately since I already started to draw
Whatever this is
This is what you get
Cheers

Warrarar

This was meant to be
A really excited character
To show how delighted I was
To be going on
A date
But I drew the eyes wrong
And I'm tired
And its late
Too late
To fix them
So yes I'm really excited for a date
So excited
That I cannot blink

Stupid Fear

At eight PM its quite hilarious
At nine PM I chuckle
At ten PM I no longer laugh
But still watch with vague fascination
At eleven PM I'm hooked
At twelve I'm paranoid and scared
By one I know I can't sleep
And by two
I'm certain
Something lives under my sink
All over some stupid horror videos
Sometimes I hate
Having an apartment
All to myself

Hooked on Games

Today I got my sister
Hooked on playing a videogame
She might have written
The whole day off
As wasted
But I count it a success

Waking Up

I go to work
But dont accomplish much
And then I come home
Pass out
Don't wake up until time to make this
And then consider
Going back to bed
Well that doesn't give much
To write about
Now does it

Work Called

Work called
But the guy
Didnt know what the problem was
So I had to call the shipper
Who gave me an order
Which wasn't broke
Or I didnt think it was broke
But someone else had added
More pallets
When I called
Which made it look fixed
So I called someone
Who no longer worked in our department
Who had an answer
Which was enough information
To send to 4 people who are on vacation
Who will not fix it
But thats okay because no one knows
Who fixed it the first time
And people will yell
That it didnt get fixed
But since everyones on vacation
That person that gets in trouble
Wont be me
...
What the hell do I do here again?

Online Dating

The worst part
About online dating
Is pretending
I'm a lot more interested
In online dating
Then I really am

Dance Moves

I have
The best dance moves
But they only come out
While in the middle
Of my run
Down by the expressway

Affection For Rent

Don't ask me
I just show up
Day of the play
Five minutes
Before showtime
Serotonin

GPS

Oh I am on to you
GPS system
You always have a snotty way
Of saying "Turn left here"
And worse yet
You shout out
"Turn left now"
When I have a good
Two to three
Tenths of a mile
Left to go
GPS the fact
That that's a tree
My car nearly careened into

Old Man Runner

When running the 15K
This weekend
They had both Gatorade and water
So you had to be careful
And ask "Water?"
If you wanted water
And they'd reply with "Water!"
Or "Nope, gatorade"
But upon receiving
The colorless liquid
And asking
"Water?"
The old man stated
"Oh hell no. Vodka"
And that was how
I decided
What I wanted to do in my freetime
When I got older

Planet

Truth be told
This might be
One of the few drawings
I can be excited that I made
Hooray

The Little Fire

I started to follow
A tutorial on how to work
With photo editing programs
But I get lazy
Halfway through
So then I just add
Cartoon eyes to whatever
I was working on drawing
And leave it at that

Mah Dog

Oh hai thar
Says my dog

4 Seconds Longer

You will be
Waiting four seconds
Longer
Every time you call me
Because rocking out
To the new ring tone
Is mandatory

Obligatory Car Photo

Obligatory car photo
Signifies
That I have successfully
Made it home
Although sunburnt
Exhausted
And hungry
I can crawl back into my apartment
Safe and sound

Fireworks

Fireworks
Give us something
We can all love
They are pretty
And also explode
With very loud noises
Happy 4th
...
My God I'm sunburnt
:(

On My Way Home

Another trip
This time towards home
To my parents house
But I didn't want to give you
Yet another graphic
Of me driving in my car
So this will have to suffice

Nifty Flame

Just pushing buttons
And mixing things
Here and there
And I thought it to be
Quite an enjoyable
Abstract ...thing
Hooray for colors

Cats

People said
'You'll miss them!'
And I said
'Naw, good riddance'
But slowly
Very slowly
I realized
That I do miss
Their crazy antics

Long Day

Another long day at work
Results in very
short
poems