Ugly Duckling

I'm pretty sure
The ugly duckling
Didn't turn out
To be a beautiful swan
But instead
Just continued
Being really ugly
Poor guy

Bolt

I also watched
Bolt this weekend
Which was also
A fantastic movie
However
I didn't feel inclined
Afterwords
To dress up as a superhero dog
And jump about
Which was probably a good thing
For the sake of the neighbors

Taken

This afternoon
I watched Taken
And enjoyed it
And true to form
After any action movie
I will spend a good portion
Of the rest of the day
Peeping around corners
Before jumping out
And pretending to be bad ass

Unlimited Donuts

Unlimited donuts
Is the best part
And the biggest curse
Of my job
....My poor stomach

Stupid Hot

The heat rose
To an unbearable ninety degrees
And if air conditioning
Hadn't been available
I'm pretty sure I would've called in sick
And spent the entire day
Hugging a fan

Colorful

The colors in this
Kind of hurt my eyes
But I drew it in the dark
And then work called
And I couldn't come up with
Anything clever
So uh...yeah.
Rawr!
That is all

Sandwich

Oh Sandwich
I'm trying to come up
With something interesting
For a drawing tonight
But man, I am hungry
For a panini
Or a hoagie
Seriously
Doesn't that sound delicious?
Mmmm sandwich

Awkward 341

Together or Separate?
The old Japanese women asked
But I had no idea what she was saying
For I was only a first year student
Together or Separate?
She inquired again
Yes!
I replied
Eager to escape
Oh they all laughed
And repeated
Together or Separate
I'm sorry!
I do not understand!
That didn't help matters
However
Since I couldn't leave
Until she bagged up
My groceries

Bounce

Oh how I hate the sun
Not always, of course
But most times
It tricks me
To go outdoors
Only to remind me
Just how much
I should appreciate
Not being sunburnt
Or the fact
That I have
air conditioning

Kurnork

Someday
I will be
Sober
As charming
And witty
And playful
And delightful
As I think I am
When I'm drunk

FoX

This is
A fox
On a telephone
There might be more
To this story
Except that
I am already late
To get to South Bend
Crap crap crap

Happy Birthday

Tomorrow
I will be heading
Down to Indiana
To hang out with
Seventy five percent
Of all Careful Deliberation readers
And celebrate
Some girl I've never met
21st Birthday Party
Happy birthday
Anonymous!

COOKIES

I wanted a cookie
For when I got home
So Gina drew me a picture
Of one
Worse yet
She drew this
In MSPaint
Making me realize
Just how bad
My art is
Oh well
Your drawing
Rocks my socks Gina
Thank you!

No neck surprised exercising man art

So here I drew
A man with no neck
Who was exercising
But that you walked in
And whoa; that startled him
See this art shit
There's really nothing to it

Phoenix

I think its a phoenix
Anyways
Or a dragon
Or maybe its just
Some helpless bird
That's caught on fire
Unfortunate
:(

Ending of Books

I really liked
The ending to
The book I just read
But I cant tell anyone
For fear of ruining it
So instead
I'll draw a really sloppy
Graphic of the ending
And everyone else
Can fill in the blank
Of what they think
Just happened

Happy Giraffe

The Giraffe
Is always
Quite happy
On Saturdays


...Someday
You'll look back
On these cryptic
And often stupid
Careful Deliberations
And wonder
Perhaps
Maybe there is some
Clever secret code
Which will lead you to
Hidden treasure
But I'll probably
Have to bury
The chocolate gold coins
Because I'm too poor
To afford the real ones

Ow, peppers

See
Another bad idea
Avoided
All thanks
To the amazing aspects
Of computers
I even gave myself
A frown
To signify
Just how bad
Of an idea
That would be

Friday!

My weekly plea
Please
Please
Please oh please
Let this weekend
Last forever
Let me sleep through
The alarm
I accidentally set
On a Saturday
Let me stumble around
In pajamas and eat
Pancakes
And let not a single
Problem
Float on by

Ode to Gina

This one goes out to you
Gina
Who yells at me to go to bed
On time
When I never do
And listens to me complain
About everything
While rolling her eyes
The entire time
And will hate the annoying things
Of the world
Right along with me

BTJ Redux

Aw, Kezzy
Wanted another
Barry the Janitor comic
So I obliged
Unfortunately
He wasn't up to much
At the time
So
Here is a picture of him
Visiting his favorite rock
And working on
Growing his beard

Daily Calendar

I hate
Daily Calendars
Because I never remember
To read that day
And it sits there
And a day becomes a week
And a week slides to a month
And suddenly the whole thing
Is very outdated
But I can't just throw it all away
To catch up
Oh no, I would have to
Read the text on each day
From something that
No longer applies

Dino

I am reading
A book
Where the main character
Is no longer a part
Of the real world anymore
And instead
Exists
In a realm underground
Where he has been forgotten
In the realm above
Such a horrifying concept
So if that ever happens to me
And you find yourself checking
This blog post
And you recall potentially
Knowing someone named Aaron
Go with your instinct!
It might be me!
I might be in another dimension!
Come find me!
And bring cookies
I'm probably hungry

Aves

The original post
Was to reference the cost of jam
Alas, it is gone
Replaced by curious dreams
And other wonderful moments
Of my day to day life
Running through my head
I drew a picture of jam
though
So that will have to do
That will have to do

Unfortunate Swimmer

I wanted to go to bed
So I just scribbled
And lo and behold
An arm appeared
Like something
That actually
Looked like an arm
Sweet, its now a swimmer
So I finished that up
But the grass I drew
Was much too close to him
For swimming
'He shouldnt be swimming
That close to shore' I mused
And now I feel bad
Because hes probably
Going to hit his head
But if I don't have the grass there
Then it looks like hes swimming
Out in sea
And that would be dangerous
Especially since
It doesn't look
Like he knows how to swim that well

Bad Ninja

Dave was mocking me
About my video game
I am working on
'That ninja you drew?' He said
'Yeah?' I replied
'It looks like a rabbit in a boot'
'Does not!' I retorted
But the damage was done
And now that's all I can see
So this ones for you, Dave
Damn rabbits

Dont Look now

Dont
Look
Now
But that man
Yes
That man over there
Has an
Extremely large
Chefs hat

At My House

Back in the day
As a kid
I always kind of wished
That some of my drawings
Would come to life
And...wow
How horrifying
That would've been

Up Late

Oh crap
Its late

Friends

I think it says
Volumes
About my friends
When I don't have to
Plan for anything
And we can sit around
For the entire weekend
And I will still laugh harder
Have the time of my life
And never want the weekend to end
Just because they are there
Thanks, guys