Still

The crazy part
Is that
I still might be drinking
All things considered

Drinking

I'm probably
Completely wasted
Right about now
So long as I didn't get lost
On my way

To Chicago!

Once more
I brave the insanity
Of Illinois
To visit my friend Dave
Heres to a safe trip there

Portrait of Myself

I decided to put
My amazing talents
To good use
And electronically add
A beard
To see how I would look
And from the looks of it
I should never
Ever
Grow out a beard
Thanks computer

Terrifying

He looks quite jovial
But don't be fooled
Looks can be deceiving

Concept of Drawing

The important steps
Of Careful Deliberation
Is to not think about it
Until 11:55 PM
In which case
You then scribble down
The first thing that comes to mind
And write
A poem for it
In this case I drew
Uhm
I think its a wizard
And it appears to be jumping
Over a block of grass
In the rain
See how easy that was?
One more day done
Score

Sunrays

Today I am reminded
That I cant even
Get sun burnt correctly
Instead of a lobster red hue
Displayed over my body
I get splotches of red
That look like
I am carrying
Some horrendous disease

Stupid

I
Never
Learn

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Icon Week 4

One of these
Was a special gift
For Kezzy
The other
Was an attempt
At an angry
Tastycakes
But that didn't turn out
Very well at all
Ah well

Icon Week 3

Icon week
Rolls on
With a poorly drawn dragon
And a poorly drawn
Green...Swirl...Thing
Yeah, maybe a week of these
Was a poor decision

Icon Week 2

Icon week
Continues to roll on
How fun
And easy
I don't really have to
Put much effort
Into making these
Also for now
If you want them
Just e-mail
As I'm too lazy
To upload them
As my current location
Doesn't except .ico

Icon Week 1

How lucky
You are
To get to experience
Icon week
For Careful Deliberation
Now I just
Need to find
A place
To host these
And soon
You will have
A link
To download
And enjoy

Milkshake

I stopped for a milkshake
At some random store
Because I was thirsty
And everything
Was cow themed
And I don't think I'll want
To ever go back
Because I had to refer to my
Peanut Butter Milkshake
As a Peanut Butter S'Moooooo
Because she refused to accept
My request
Of A peanut butter milkshake
Lame

Awkward Lamp

Today I bought
A new lamp
For my living room
Which would be great
Except its about
Two feet too short
To be a real lamp
However
Its not short enough
To put on a table
Maybe I will just have to
Start walking around
On my knees all day

No Green

The goal was
To make a drawing
Without using green
So to that
I pride myself
Granted its still swirly
Like most of the other drawings
But hey
One step at a time

Spring Cleaning

I set aside
The afternoon and evening
To clean my apartment
But that took
A whopping 20 minutes
I really need to own
More things
So I can put them in the right place

Round and Round

Its kind of amazing
That in my childhood
I would want to spin
As fast as I could
In circles
And wheeeeeeee
So much fun!
Until it was time to stop
And then nausea
Would set in
And you felt terrible
For about an hour
But then it seemed like
Once more
Such an amazing idea
Wheeeeee!

No Rhyme

No rhyme
No reason
For this little guy
Just 3 extra hours
At work
And no interesting stories
Can happen
While fixing error messages
On a citrix server

Dragon

Dave: you don't just walk up and kill the dragon in one hit.
it takes a long time to wear him down,
and whoever lands the killing blow gets like 100 glory points.
but every time you hit him before that, you might get 5 points,
or you might spot a chest he's guarding,
steal it to gain 10 points, etc
me: so all the players are attacking him at the same time?
Dave: right, that's the original intent
me: I see
Dave: sorry if i didn't convey that
me: naw that makes more sense, you probably did
but I get wrapped up in what I see in my head
Dave: that's why i pictured like an arena where
everyone's watching the knights fight the dragon
but then that treasure chest example is a little broken
unless the contest organizers put it there or something strange
me: the dragons wing
HIDES A TREASURE CHEST.....attached to his foot
is a DAMSELL IN DISTRESS, good job
Dave: ROFL
lol i hate you
me: im just imagining this dragon,
clearly not wanting to be there,
affixed with busty women and jewels
to various parts of his body
before being released to attack the knights
Dave: hate you so much

Not a rooster

Just as a heads up
Mr. bird
You are not a rooster
So please quit
Climbing up on my roof
And honking loudly
From 5 am until 9 am

Run, Final

We didn't arrive
At the hotel
Until past midnight
And friends that were drinking
Made sleep come
At around 3 AM.
The weather was nasty
With howling wind
And torrents of rain
And there was so many people
That you couldn't find anyone
Yet I would do it all again
Tomorrow
If I could
10K - 48:03
217 th Place
Out of 2781

Dinosaur Placeholder

Dinosaur placeholder
Is totally shiny
And eats
Badly drawn trees
Wish me luck
In my 10K run tomorrow
For I will need it

Saturday Run

On Saturday
I am running a 10K
And
Yeah
I guess there isnt much more
To say about that
I will probably be really tired
The End
Then I found ten dollars

The longer day

Some days you just want to
Wake up
Do a little work
Come home
And relax
And yet
These are the days
Specially suited
For everything at work
To fall apart

Cinco de Mayo

I am sorry
Cinco de Mayo
I had no idea
How to celebrate you
So I went and stole
A bunch of tacos
From the apartment complex party
Then I went home
And read a book about ghosts
¡Arriba!

Brick

There is a party planned
Of Fucked up Fairy Tales
And I might be ruining the surprise
But so far
My favorite idea
Is going as
The brick house
From the three little pigs
I mean
That even has
A built in theme song
From The Commodores

Lazy Sunday

I have no house
So I do not mow
I own only a few things
In my apartment
So I do not clean
That often, anyways
I have no responsibilities
So getting up
To start the day
Is quite optional
So I sit
Under my blankets
And I read
Oh so wonderful

Professional CTF

I loved capture the flag
As a kid
I still cant believe
They let us
Dress up in all black
And skulk about
In the forest
But I knew someday
That I could play professionally
If I only kept practicing
But sadly the game
Died out
As I got older
That close
To the Olympics

Another Thing Green

I want an early bedtime
So I pieced together
Random abstract art
But I feel like
Even those aren't so random
Because every single one
Seems to be swirly
And green
And serve no other purpose
Then for me to go
'Oooh its kinda cool looking'

Bing Bong!

When I was in class
In Japan
Our teacher would call on us
And if we were so lucky
To get the question correct
She would shuffle her feet in delight
And make a sound effect
Which usually was 'Bing Bong!'
To signify
Our correct response
If I could go back in time
I would've recorded this
And made it
A ringtone to call my own