Saint Pattys Day

I sit here
On Saint Pattys Day
With a drink in one hand
Listening to music
And then I have another drink
Just to make sure
That I have enough to count this
And I think I found a way
To mix vodka
Without it tasting like vodka
Seriously
This is messed up
Wait, I'm suppose to be drinking green beer
Crap
I fucked this whole Pattys day thing up
Oh well
No use letting the alcohol going to waste
Bottoms up