Limbo

If I end up
Being one hundred percent
Accurate
About the afterlife
This is my visual interpretation
Of what limbo
Would be like
But I added a beach ball
Because man
I bet it gets boring in there

All things political

My drawings tend to be
Quite terrible
But then I wonder
If I write
Political buzzwords
Under everything
Will more people pay attention to it?
Please let me know
Maybe I can start sending them
To the newspapers

Window

At my workplace
I look out the window
And watch as the cars drive past
What are they doing?
Who is driving around
During work hours?
What is that person up to?
What kind of life do they live?
Is it exciting?
Someday I might
Just decide to go with them
A new adventure!
....or not
This leather chair
Is pretty comfortable

In Control

A A B Start
Start Left Up B
B Start Right A
All I really want
Is the secret code
That brings the sexy women
To me
In real life

Healthy part 2

It originally started
That I just wanted to draw
A banana
To show people
That I really like eating bananas
Now that I'm being healthy
But then I realized
That a dancing banana
Is so much better
And....damn that things hypnotic
Ba...na....na....

Healthy

When I work out
My shoulders feel larger
But my arms are still twig like
I lose a lot of weight
But I still have belly fat
My legs get really strong
But I really don't need stronger legs
And if all of this continues
I will be more awkwardly shaped
Then when I started

The AFK post

I am at home
I am not actually here
I am relaxing and doing other things
Like eating apple pie
And wishing my dad a happy birthday
But I will
Stop long enough
To draw you a monkey
Who represents friendship

Tree

Today
I drew a picture of a tree
When it was windy
I even added a bit of grass
Because that seemed
Like the right thing to do
Then I posted it here
Because you guys will look
At the tree
And say
"Yes. That is a tree"
And then continue on your day
What a strange world

Title Screen

I've got it
My next project
Will be back
To trying to make
A videogame
Last time wasn't so good
And the time before that?
Not so much
But this time
I have a relatively good feeling
That possibly maybe sorta potentially
I might finish
Hopefully tomorrow
This can fully explain
The exciting details
Behind Plummet
The game

Yeah okay
I totally ripped off
A tutorial on how to make a moon
So this probably shouldn't be
My title screen
But hey
I am still
Very excited
About the game

D'aww

When in doubt
You just
Redraw something cute
D'awwww

Numba Muncher

For the longest time
At work today
I tried to figure out
What I drew
And after eight hours
I realized
OMG
I made a number munchers monster
Okay so maybe not
These monsters are creepy

200 Posts!

Oh yes!
200 posts
A great filler
Painted quickly
And with little attention to detail
But it is 200 posts
Two hundred
Ayup
Thats it
Move along
Nothing to see here

4 8 15 16 23 ...uhm...one other one..

I'm find that
The blog is a bit like
Pushing the combination
Into the computer on Lost
What if I stop posting something?
What if there isn't a post everyday?
Will I stop exercising?
Maybe I'd lose my job?
The world might end!

Swirl

Okay
Time for a break
Putting this whole blog
On hiatus
Until I sort out
An actual concept
Instead of random everything goes
So hey
Stay tuned!

Tock the ...bug thing

Dave and I
Was made a game
Project Negative Four
Good times
Anyways
We always had a main character
But I thought
We should have a villain too
So I created Tock
The time clock villain
Who would thwart your efforts
Should you take too long
During the level

Miles the Octopus

I am taking a break
From the storyline
Because there really
Was no storyline
To begin with
But playing around with
The art program
A bit more
Has taught me some nifty features
To help me create
Miles the octopus
Woo!

EPL XXV

So they stayed
At the hotel
And ate onion rings
Because onion rings
Are delicious
And though the hotel
Was hanging over a cliff
It was quite comfortable

EPL XXVIII

Okay, look
At this point
I've taken a three hour nap
I'm still half asleep
I don't know if I'll fall asleep again
With no warning
I don't even know what this is
Is it scary?
Should Barry run?
These questions are up for grabs
At this point
So lets say no
No it isn't that scary
But Barry ran anyways
And then they both stayed
At a motel
That was a mile down the road
And had a nice free dinner

EPL XXVII

EPL XXVI

After the dominoes
The duo walked
And walked
And walked some more
Which is all left undocumented
Because it was a lot of walking
And drawing that many trees
Tends to get repetitive
Until finally it was pitch dark
And the wind whipped about them
'Looks like there's a house up ahead'
Said Barry, Master of the obvious
'Perhaps there's some food there too'
Betty nodded and followed behind him

EPL XXV

'Hmmmm'
Thought 1 top 4
Who had never had a visitor
And thus
Never thought up a riddle
'Well?' said Betty
Who was getting fed up
With this whole nonsense
'Okay, okay'
Said 1 top 4
'What is green and croaks?'
'A frog' said Betty
Who pushed her way
Over the bridge
'That was a stupid riddle'
2 top 3 grumbled
'Shut up'
replied 1 top 4
'I LIKE PIE'
exclaimed 6 top 1
Who truly did enjoy pie
But no one ever made any for him
And he was sad

EPL XXIV

And much like any good story
The heroes decided to reclaim
The stolen wastebasket
By heading south
Which is a fantastic direction
To go
If you don't know where else to go
When they came upon a forest
And more importantly a bridge
That was guarded by domino blocks
With spears
'You cannot pass
Unless you solve our riddle'
Shouted 1 top 4 under
'So it is, so shall it be'
Shouted 2 top 3 under
'OW!'
Shouted 6 top 1 under
Who was much too top heavy
And was pretty much scorned
And hated
By the rest of the domino community
Honestly
Who wants to hang out
With a 6 top 1 bottom?
'Tell me the riddle' said Barry

EPL XXIII

And so the bad guys
Ran off with the wastebasket
And back to their secret hideout
Which wasn't exactly a secret
But hey, whatever, roll with it
As they slid back into the shadows
To try and recall
Why it was so important
To steal the thing
In the first place

EPL XXII

Oh! And the elephants!
Yes the elephants
Riding surfboards
With rocket packs
And I'm quite sure
I could theoretically
Populate the rest of this blog
With creatures
Barry could have been
Attacked by

EPL XXI

And since were already
Getting way out of hand
Lets add ninjas to this equation
Leaf ninjas
That do things ninjas do
Unfortunately since Barry
Didn't put up any resistance
They served no purpose
And left the story
Soon afterwords

EPL XX

But then the trolls arrived
Riding their mutated
Dog dinosaur beasts
"Hand over the basket"
"And no one gets hurt"
They both looked a tad embarrassed
As they realized
That this storyline
Was getting way out of hand
But they looked menacing
So Barry did what he was told

EPL XIX

And that was when
He saw it
The Paperotron Cordox 2000-T1208
The bin was made
Of an unknown titanium alloy
With rotating cusps
That cleaned itself as it went
Thousands of customizable macros
And its own display to notify
When it reached full capacity
This, my friends
Was what God would use
If he needed a wastebasket
"I'll take it!" exclaimed Barry

EPL XVIII

They had finally arrived
And wastebaskets were in stock
Ahoy the wastebasket salesman
Was quite exuberant
About his first customers
So while Barry looked about the premise
Betty tried to decide
Whether Ahoy was wearing a shirt
And no pants
Or the other way around
It was quite unnerving
But in the end
They both agreed
That his sign was badass