Waking Up

I go to work
But dont accomplish much
And then I come home
Pass out
Don't wake up until time to make this
And then consider
Going back to bed
Well that doesn't give much
To write about
Now does it

Work Called

Work called
But the guy
Didnt know what the problem was
So I had to call the shipper
Who gave me an order
Which wasn't broke
Or I didnt think it was broke
But someone else had added
More pallets
When I called
Which made it look fixed
So I called someone
Who no longer worked in our department
Who had an answer
Which was enough information
To send to 4 people who are on vacation
Who will not fix it
But thats okay because no one knows
Who fixed it the first time
And people will yell
That it didnt get fixed
But since everyones on vacation
That person that gets in trouble
Wont be me
...
What the hell do I do here again?

Online Dating

The worst part
About online dating
Is pretending
I'm a lot more interested
In online dating
Then I really am

Dance Moves

I have
The best dance moves
But they only come out
While in the middle
Of my run
Down by the expressway

Affection For Rent

Don't ask me
I just show up
Day of the play
Five minutes
Before showtime
Serotonin

GPS

Oh I am on to you
GPS system
You always have a snotty way
Of saying "Turn left here"
And worse yet
You shout out
"Turn left now"
When I have a good
Two to three
Tenths of a mile
Left to go
GPS the fact
That that's a tree
My car nearly careened into

Old Man Runner

When running the 15K
This weekend
They had both Gatorade and water
So you had to be careful
And ask "Water?"
If you wanted water
And they'd reply with "Water!"
Or "Nope, gatorade"
But upon receiving
The colorless liquid
And asking
"Water?"
The old man stated
"Oh hell no. Vodka"
And that was how
I decided
What I wanted to do in my freetime
When I got older