BFH2

You take
The black forest ham graphic
Slap some fangs
And ominous lightning
In the background
Then you mention
Swine Flu!
See, now the comic is topical

No tastycakes

Sorry
Today
You are not
Full of tasty cakes
Maybe tomorrow

Gross Floor

Every day
At the doughnut shop
I tromp more glaze
Onto the floor
In my office
And each day
It becomes harder
To take a step
So if I do not
post a Careful Deliberation
on a weekday
Please come save me
As I
Am stuck to the floor

Damn you, heat

What the crap, heat
I finally decide
To run on the weekend
And you decide to make it
85 some odd degrees out
Three cheers for
Dehydration

Ulduar

A new raid came out!
And so into Ulduar we go
As I spend countless hours
Watching us wipe over and over
But at least I get to see
Exciting new locations
Except that I am a healer
And all I watch is healing bars
But at least I get to hang out
With interesting people
Except that most of them are potheads
And are annoying
And I have to mute them
And....wait
Why the hell am I playing this game again?
Oh yes
I forgot
I enjoy suffering

Dingby

No one will understand
Deputy Dingby
Except for a select few
But he still
Goes up on Careful Deliberation
Because he makes me happy

Greens

For once
I am actually
Quite proud of this design
And I wanted to share it
But I guess
I should probably
Be doing work at work
Instead of making
Stuff like this

Black Forest Ham

I went to Subway
For lunch today
And I decided
The man who came up with
The name
Black Forest Ham
Should win an award
I mean, now my ham sub
Just sounds DANGEROUS
Like, someone went through
A lot of effort
Just to get some ham
From the black forest

Sink

My sink
Got clogged up
And I could not use it
So I found the website
Of my apartment complex
To call and request
For them to fix it
But they do all of this
Online now
I feel a bit secluded
Not even calling someone up
For apartment repairs
Almost a bit worried about myself
But then again
You're the one
Looking at a website
With a picture
Of a poorly drawn sink

Board Games

Over the weekend
Dave got me into board games
Which is great
Except now
I need to actually go out
And meet people
So that I can have nearby friends
To play boardgames with
Man
So much effort

Fail

Oh no!
The posts while I was in Chicago
Failed to run
Why would such a thing occur?
Oh wait
I didn't write any
In advance
And was too drunk
To care afterwords
My bad

Day in the life of

For eight whole hours
I waste my day
In a comfy chair
and messed up hair
To receive a check
To cover my bills
my thrills and chills
and accidental spills
And....oh hey its Friday!
Screw this, I'm out.

Ok Story

I'm getting ready
To go to Chicago
So I didn't have time
For any specific drawing
So I drew whatever
And I'm pretty sure
This is a green elephant
Or an alien
That was gunned down
While at some sort of
Fancy party
Where he had to dress up
In a tux
And now he's just....
Okay I have no clue
Its late
And time for bed
OMG PUNCHLINE HERE!

All Hate Dots

This is my complaint
To the makers of DOTS candy
That I tried chewing
But it backfired
And the sheer elasticity
Of said candy
Forced my jaw shut
And ripped off
A bit of my inner cheek
Insert sad emoticon here

WoW Patch Day

[Insert clever witty poem
That actually isn't that clever
Nor witty
But has very short prose
And sometimes doesn't make sense
But might make someone chuckle
Now and again]

Work

Work
Is making me work
Right now
Which is sad
And disappointing
But I'll show them
And I wont work
When I should be working
Work work work

No time

Church and then
Driving home and then
Work and then
WoW and then meals and then
Work and then
No time for clever drawings..
Maybe tomorrow

Running Home

I am at home
For Easter
And there is few things as enjoyable
As running by the old park
And towering over
All the old swing sets
And jungle gyms
Like some amazing giant
I am hoping
20 more years from now
I can tower over
The entire city

Tree

Hooray
Its the weekend
And I am
Heading home this weekend
To my parents
So I thought
I would draw
Another tree

Green Bear

Green bear
Is totally
Kicking some ass
At snowboarding
Whee!

...Is watchin....

' I wuz totally lookin', though'

Confusion

There was a story behind this
Something about a
Teleporting Kangaroo
And a cactus
That would take over the world
By trying to offer free hugs
But after falling asleep
And forgetting to post this
The story has long since
Escaped from my memory

Hip Hop Dad

It's just too bad
You'll never be as rad
As hip hop dad
Whose skillz are not a fad
Whose rhymes are never sad
No need to get mad
Its hip hop dad
Yeah, bitches

And Dagger

'Oh who me? No, I wasn't looking at anything'

Twilight Vanquisher!

Today our guild finally did it!
We took down Sarth+3d on 25 man
It was horribly stressful
And took hours of my life
Every week
But we did it!
So now I can bask in the glow
Of being successful
In a video game
And someday
God willing
I can be successful
In real life too
....
Naw

Money

We have a saying
Amongst my crew
That when a story goes nowhere
And you yourself know
That the story you tell
Is going nowhere
You add 'Then I found ten dollars'
To the end
Because this creates equilibrium
To give a story a purpose
To find ten dollars
Is enough money to make the story worthwhile
And little enough not to raise suspicion
So thats my story
And then I found ten dollars

Cloak

'Wut u lookin at?'

Soap is Clean

The shampoo aisle
Only has shampoo
That states
FAMILY SIZE
So while a family gets
A practical amount of shampoo
I now have enough
To last me until the end of time
Do I buy a new bottle and throw out
Perfectly good shampoo
Or do I live with the fact
That for the rest of my life
My head will be vanilla scented?

Mirror Images

Sometimes
When I can't fall asleep
I stare at myself
In the mirror
Until I feel like
I am seeing a completely
Separate person
But then I wait
For that horrifying moment
Where I think the image
DOES do something different
then what I am doing
And then eventually
I stay up until its light out
Because I really don't want
My doppelganger to murder me
While I'm sleeping