Owls

I guess I should
Just get this
Right out in the open
Egads
Owls are creepy

Snowing

It started snowing again today
And to be quite frank
I'm sick of it
I think they should make snow
A bit more fun
Like all this tiny snowflake stuff?
Boring
I want bigger and bigger flakes
To the point where
You have to decide
If its worth getting hit
By a snowflake
The size of your car

Driving to Chicago

In the next few weeks
I will be driving to Chicago
To visit my friend Dave
And I'm not quite sure
How much screaming in terror
I will do
When driving there
Because those roads are scary as hell to me
Maybe I could practice now
OH GOD OH GOD AUUUUGHHH

Alone

My sister felt bad
For the random kid
Whom she never met
That looked like he was stood up
At the restaurant
But after all of the times
I've been ignored
Or bad news
Has been sprung on me
When out with a date
Not having the date show up
At all
Seems pretty good
In comparison

Lets Dance

At this point
I'm not quite sure
What this is
But it seems its ready
To boogey down
On the dance floor
Okay yes
I'm really tired
And need to get more sleep

Pizza

I am really really hungry
For pizza right now
But it is too late
To go out and get any
So I was going to make
Everyone that reads this
Hungry for pizza too
By drawing a delicious slice of pizza
And well
I think I ended up with
A piccolo
Or something
Man these drawings are terrible

Hidden Three

And on a TUESDAY NIGHT
If you happen to...
Oh, whats that?
Oh, yeah, I suppose
It is getting a bit repetitive
Okay I'll stop
Sorry about that

Hidden Two

Just as a heads up
This doesn't seem to work
For when your Monday's suck
And you really wish
Tuesday morning would
Never come either
....
Crap

Hidden

Every Sunday
I pull off the comforter
From my bed
And drape it over my head
In hopes
That somehow
It will fend off Monday
And I can just enjoy another Sunday
In the morning
So far
No dice

Midnight Stalk

I never turn on my lights
I always feel like thats cheating
Instead I use my cellphone
As a flashlight
Constantly pretending that I am
About to dial someones number
So that I have an illuminated path
To escort me around my apartment
Late at night

Its Late

It's late
And I forgot
To make a badly drawn
Blog post
And I couldn't
Find my glasses
So I scribbled a man looking at the sun
Or at least I think I did
Because its really late
And these things need finishing
Before I go to bed

For Mel

My friend Mel
Was slammed into
By an old lady with a shopping cart
With no apology or excuse given
So Mel swung her shopping cart
Wildly in return
Knocking the old lady's cart backwards
Had some crazy techno beat started
At that point
I would've imagined
The craziest fight
Ever

I'm so green

See I was going to give you
Another blank picture
But just paint the background green
And talk about how it looks like
The grass in Michigan for about two months
Or the color of my water bottle
But then holy cow
The green reminded me
Of putt putt golf
And that made me happy
So I pass on
The awesomeness
That is putt putt golf
Yay

Saint Pattys Day

I sit here
On Saint Pattys Day
With a drink in one hand
Listening to music
And then I have another drink
Just to make sure
That I have enough to count this
And I think I found a way
To mix vodka
Without it tasting like vodka
Seriously
This is messed up
Wait, I'm suppose to be drinking green beer
Crap
I fucked this whole Pattys day thing up
Oh well
No use letting the alcohol going to waste
Bottoms up

Action Film

Whenever I sit down
To watch an action film
I meticulously keep track
Of everybody the the good guy
Of the film
Kills
Just so I can compare the death count
And at the end of the film
Ask myself
Was all of that really necessary?
...
But then I remember
That one scene
Where he does that really cool thing
With the stuff
And decide Yes
Yes it was

Aliens

I always had a dream
As a kid
That a bunch of aliens
Would come and pick me up
And we'd travel the galaxy
Being bounty hunters
And killing the bad guys
And now that time has passed
Now that I am older
I really do think
That my schedule has opened up
You can come and pick me up
For it
Anytime

Abstract

Wait wait I got this one
A polar bear in a snowstorm?
Maybe its considered
Super abstract art
Where I tried to
Convey the feeling
Of nothingness
Okay, okay
I realize this joke
Only really works once
So today will be that day.

Ode to Kezzy

I made a Careful Deliberation
Just for Kezzy
Because she asked politely for one
How easy is that?
So heres to you Kezzy
You are a great friend
And I hope
That you never look
Like my picture
Because you might be attacking me
And seriously what happened
To your face in my picture
I don't even know why I drew it like that
Hope you're not offended
Love, Aaron

Goomba

I always died
On the very first
Goomba
In Mario 1
Because I would get nervous
And jump too early
I don't really know why
This is important to relay
But it always upset me
I mean seriously
How can you miss that thing
Damn goomba

Sleep

Lower the anger
Lower the voices
Silence reigns tonight
Everything is serene
Quiet, peaceful, drifting
Blissful sleep

EPL XXXVI

The creature didn't speak
But it beckoned for them to follow
So Barry and Betty did
Partially because it seemed
Like the right thing to do
Partially because this creature
Was easy to draw
So having it around
Was enjoyable
They stopped at what appeared to be
Its house
And family

EPL XXXV

Kool Aid man dissipated
Shortly afterwords
Leaving them alone
At the bottom of the mountain
Where are we?
Asked Barry
I don't know
Replied Betty
What will we do?
Asked Betty
I don't know
Replied Barry
As they both watched
A mysterious creature
Approach them
In stunned silence

EPL XXXIV

You dont really need
Any words
To describe
The pure moment of awesome
It would be
To ride in the Kool aid man
To safety

Lazy

Because I lost an hour
Because I stayed up too late
Because I've been preoccupied
Because I don't know any better
This is what you get

EPL XXXIII

If ever there was a moment
To go 'OH NO'
And
'OH YEAH'
At the same time
This would be that moment
Where did Kool-Aid Man come from?
Who knows
Some say he materializes
At just the right time

EPL XXXII

And so
What choice did they have?
They escaped out the window
Which was turned sideways
Because the hotel
Was running off a cliff
Maybe this wasn't
Such a good idea
After all

EPL XXXI

The check came soon afterwords
And Barry And Betty
Pooled their money together
And realized
They were about
Ten thousand dollars short
Of paying their bill
Because hotels that defied gravity
On the side of a hill
were expensive to maintain

EPL XXX

But then the waitress
Came by
And asked if anyone wanted dessert
And really how often
Do you get the chance
To have dessert
On the side of a cliff
Right after breakfast?
So that's what they did

EPL XXIX

We should probably get going
Announced Betty
I almost have forgotten
What I look like
Just let me finish
My onion rings
Replied Barry
Who was enjoying
The relaxing atmosphere

Blender

It was time for smoothies!
So I went and bought
A new blender
And a banana
And some yogurt
And some peanut butter
And some orange juice
And threw it all in there
And crushed up some ice
And threw that in there
As well
And now
It will never be time
For smoothies again
Poor sad stomach

Guest Strip: Puzzle Questing

Puzzle Quest: Galactrix
As addictive as the original
But there is one problem
They gave me too much freedom too fast
Now that million dollar ship must be mine
Before I even start the main quest
Which means lots of grinding
What is wrong with me
And before you mock my drawing
I was given no choice
But to be a blond douchey looking guy
Also the ships seriously look that terrible